Granting your Wish is my wish...
all hail zoltineus,
speaker of what is spoken
thinker of what is thought
bringer of what is brung
the effervescent manifestation
of all that is congealed
grant me this wish
Recite incantation thrice ...
type your wish here
to have a status report of
your wish sent to you
enter email here
email...
name...
sorry, due to health code enforcement
zoltineus cannot accept
anymore dead chicken offerings
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Zoltan the Mojo Wish Man is here accepting mass wish submissions. Sorry no groveling please! Chicken Worship a go.
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