Henceforth and herein... A Voluntary Earthform Survey for Zeta Reticuli. You know, Humor, mind control, extra-terrestrial, alien contact, government conspiracy survey, survey, a dogmatic thermometer as it twer. Voluntary Earthform Survey for Zeta Reticuli the following information is requested by the life-forms commonly known as the zeta riticuli They are currently working on a project and could use your input. Complete as much as you can and send it in. I'll relay the results Are you currently receiving genetic impulses? yes no maybe If not would you like to be? yes no maybe Have you ever noticed any subtle hypnotic suggestions pushing the desire to drop money on dinky crap at Walmart? yes no maybe For those with implants. Are you experiencing any chaffing or dry skin? yes no maybe Which side of the brain are you most comfortable using (if any). left right this is purely a hypothetical question If you were to be brainwashed, which personality would you prefer we install ... Rush Limbaugh Barney pentagon worker Do you own a television? yes no When would be the best time to catch you in deep sleep ...(again, hypothetically). morning afternoon evening How do you react to a sudden lose of blood? get dizzy/passout feel okay Do you own a microwave? yes no Please complete the following ... legal name:   Hat size: enter email here to subscribe to our galactic newsletter If you were going to surprise yourself at night how would you get in your bedroom without you knowing it? Press this button to complete survey the Zeta Riticuli thank you in advance for your false conception of time

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