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Masked Press Conference
This toon was drawn in Kasas City, MO. Good day fellow Americans. This press conference was called to once-and-for-all dispell any rumors of the federal government withholding infomration about the existence of alien life on our solar system. PSSST! We assure you, as servants of the people, that you would be the first to know if we were to find any alien life. Stan! Countless weeks of research have produced no evidence whatsoever supporting the existence of aliens. Stan! The Mask, you forgot the mask! Allegations about an alien government conspiracy are also hogwash! All the workings of too many episodes of X-Files. THis is the real world here folks. Stan! The Wig! You forgot the Wig!
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